{"product_id":"happy-birthday-sparkly-little-shitshow-card","title":"Happy Birthday You Sparkly Little Shitshow Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who is equal parts delightful, chaotic, and somehow still holding it all together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny birthday card from Paper Sluts features an adorable vintage-style kitten carrying a giant present with the message, “Happy Birthday!! You Sparkly Little Shitshow.” Sweet, slightly unhinged, and perfect for the friend whose particular brand of chaos deserves to be celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 folded greeting card: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by small business Paper Sluts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBased in Springfield, Oregon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause being a shitshow is one thing. Being a \u003cem\u003esparkly\u003c\/em\u003e shitshow is a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paper Sluts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40852654620801,"sku":"129","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0552\/6336\/3201\/files\/hbd-sparkly-shitshow2.png?v=1786640914","url":"https:\/\/saltyoursoul.com\/products\/happy-birthday-sparkly-little-shitshow-card","provider":"Salt Your Soul Gift Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}