{"product_id":"grab-this-birthday-by-the-balls-card","title":"Grab This Birthday by the Balls Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's your birthday. Grab it by the balls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilariously inappropriate birthday card from Raccoon Society features a wonderfully awkward vintage bowling photo paired with the message, “Grab This Birthday by the Balls.” Perfect for the friend who appreciates a good double entendre, vintage weirdness, and birthday cards with absolutely no dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 folded greeting card: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by small business Raccoon Society\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBased in the Midwest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo big. It's your birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Raccoon Society","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40852655046785,"sku":"CRD26-20","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0552\/6336\/3201\/files\/birthday_balls.png?v=1786570963","url":"https:\/\/saltyoursoul.com\/products\/grab-this-birthday-by-the-balls-card","provider":"Salt Your Soul Gift Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}